Some Days I Dream of Monarchy

Dear Friend,

Please forward this email to everyone you know.

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE DO NOT ELECT [insert opponent politician]! Their camp is claiming to be the voice of freedom, however, as we who see through the facade can tell, electing [insert opponent politician] will in fact be the worst choice the American public could possibly make.

Case in point: [Opponent Politician] has proven to be double minded on [Pet Issue#1], not to mention his/her staunch support of [hated opponent issue #2].

If you take a look at the FACTS, the ACTUAL HISTORICAL RECORD of [opponent politician]'s policies, it is clear to see that his/her support of [feared dreadful issue #3] is unprecedented, and no matter what he/she says in denial of the fact, how can we possibly hope for a better future of our country with the rudder in the hands of such an unpredictable (or perhaps all too predictable!) "leader"?

With [opponent politician] at the helm, we will undoubtedly be forced decades backwards regarding the inalienable liberties our forefathers and mothers have fought so proudly to secure for us.

It's time the American People WAKE UP to the ruse that has been crafted by the [liberal/conservative] media pundits. It's obvious that [our candidate] has the only substantial plans on the issues, and that [opponent politician] is simply a pretty face with puffed-up charisma, hired by the lobbyists to push through their own agendas, in order to gain control and make more money for themselves.

Please, please, don't let your loved ones make a terrible mistake that we will all regret in four years.

VOTE [OUR CANDIDATE]!

This may be the most important election of their lives!



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